This is Cuz's car. He's from Kentucky. Everybody knows what these small flags mean. Sparky calls him "my brother-in-law" one day and "Cuz" the next. It finally dawned on me that if he is both then there must be some funky bloodlines here. This might explain why he stuck his arm down Sparky's snowblower to clear it out last winter.

Cuz smokes extra long generic cigarettes and can't stand up straight. I'm sure this AAA sticker was on the car be for he got it. He bought it from our neighbor Marge's son-in-law after Marge died.

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