l100 Monkeys Typing

In response to your advertisement, all over the airwaves,
Yeah, I could breed on standing water
and I wouldn't be seething in the supermarket glare
we could be french-kissing while the butcher stocks the pork ribs
O baby-lou baby-lou, I'd rubber-lip your urgent thoughts
O baby-lou baby-lou, I'm thinking about making love with you
when we both get a little more time on our hands
'cause you're the 5th line on the eye chart
& you're a hundred monkeys typing
you're a hundred monkeys typing on the bottom of my heart.

I might even stop talking without somebody yelling shut up
might consider getting my tape machine fixed
I might stay awake til it's dark
or try & get my windshield washer fluid squirters to work
(if I can find the parts)
O baby-lou baby-lou, I'm thinking about making love with you
when we both get a little more time on our hands
'cause you're the 5th line on the eye chart
& you're a hundred monkeys typing
you're a hundred monkeys typing on the bottom of my heart.

Baby-lou baby-lou
[heeba hobba hobo bumbaway yah! etc.]

and the vultures turn into butterflies
and the roadkill starts to stink real bad but I don't mind

'cause baby-lou baby lou
you're the 5th line on the eye chart
and you're a hundred monkeys typing
on the bottom of my heart