Always Some Animal

What are you looking at? That's right, I'm a human. You never saw a human before? Or you just get your Kicks looking at humans? What are you---- some kind of Human Freak?
Ever try saying "wipe-o-galistikofph" without opening your mouth?
Of Course Not; You're An ANIMAL! (DDDD)

(G-Em-G-Em-C-Am-D kind of)
Wherever you go, and whatever you do-
baby, when you go to the zoo, remember; you're in there too.
It could be a bug or made into a rug.
With eyes in it's head, it could even be dead,
or just a photograph instead.
(C-D-G) There's always some animal looking at you
In your moment of doubt, a mouse might be checking you out;
watching your mouth, waiting for breadcrumbs to fall out.
And when you're driving your car, you're just like a bug in a jar.
There's an armadillo in the street 'cause you're the kind of person it would like to meet. AND EVERYTHING I SAY IS TRUE
There's always some animal looking at you

An iguana was hunkering down
hunched up on some crenelated books.
Movement caught it's attention. It was an Iberian librarian.
Ugly lady. one eye blue, one eye brown like an Iberian husky.
She looks up. Looks at the iguana, looking at her, looking at it, looking at her, looking at it- thinks to herself;
there's always some animal looking at you
And I don't know if it's a male or a female but the iguana's
thinking;

there's always some animal- looking at you.