Joan Of Arc

According to the rendering
on this brie, she's got a rack of armor
that would mayonaise a lesser man than me.
More curves than a bag of onions.
Everybody knows she's not really a witch.
But when I look at all the men she's slain she's
driving me to King Hussein.
Joan of Arc is my girlfriend

Got the Brits to end their seige at Orleans;
made 'em touch poo poo and was burned at the stake
'cause it wasn't something an ordinary woman
was supposed to be able to do.
She was canonized in 1920 by Pius the 10th,
Joan of Arc is my girlfriend.

I was standing back admiring the wall I'd just mortared,
when I couldn't help thinking of
how my girlfriend was martyred.
Got the Brits to end the seige at Orleans,
'made 'em touch poo poo.
'made 'em touch poo poo.
I call her goggle-guffy. I don't know why.
Joan of Arc is my girlfriend.
[Joan of Arc is his girlfriend.]