Last Snafu (martial shuffle w/shades) © LaBonne 1993

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Across the river rome is burning chanel #5 and a T-bone steak is burning
at the poodle parlor the canine coiffeurs are burning and in the poodle parlor parking
lot, the corvettes are burning and the cadillacs are burning from the inside out this
time. And the riverbank is lined with excitement- I can't make out what the people
are yelling to me so I'm smiling, waving, you know being friendly.
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Open up the cash register Pandora We're ringing up the
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Last Snafu
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Uh, meanwhile back in the jungle over by the parthenon, some hookers are making breakfast for a couple of guys. One got caught in a bear trap and another got his arm blown off tossing a grenade a herd of gazelles from an army chopper. Moaning and groaning and in incredible pain and behind the plate glass in the Poodle Parlor window, the dogs are barking, wagging their tails, tap-dancing around all hi-strung and jittery

Set up the game scales, Marlin; we're poaching the last snafu
Up there in the cosmos the stars burning bright you can see 'em shinin' in the nite. over the parking lot where your car got stolen
And we're getting in line, about ready to start ordering up our chicken.
And the rats are flying around
And the mosquitos are crawling around in the parking lot
order up our chicken.
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open up the cash register Pandora! We're ringing up the last- ringing up the last-
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