Mega Fig-Leaf Man (A)

It has been said from ancient time
that once I free my mind,
my pleiades starmate's gonna be channeling me
a Buddy Bolden session.
And Nostradamus makes the old again anew,
And all of Edgar Cayce's dreams are coming true
Elvis have rose, so too Marilyn Monroe.

But until then
I'm gurglin & snurglin & burpin in a bucket
But until then F#m D E A
I'm flippin on the ugly Gertrude flap
baby but until then, I'm goin on a sideways monkey-ride
I'm pounding the bushes; MEGA FIG LEAF MAN!

Here written on this prehistoric scroll
that when the stars align aright
we'll all be luxuriatin in the grotto of Fleetwoods here on earth
working on magnificent suntans
and there shall arise a retard in the courtyard
nd his litter shall be borne by 12 Etruscan virgins

But until then
the world is ours; relax for now
but until then
I still got a few things left to 12-spot
but until then
my car don't work in the parallel universe
but until then
I'm pounding the bushes. MEGA FIG LEAF MAN!

but until then
I say it hardly wouldn't be worth the wipin of it
but until then
the vultures are looking around for the stink
but until then
we're party trickling down in the score me galore me gulag
I'm pounding the bushes MEGA FIG LEAF MAN!