Sack of Potatoes

G Em D
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah 2X

Em A
She'll be your invisible vector
forever your role playing model
your sonic scarecrow singing Tantum Ergo
a la Eddie Cantor
remoulade to real hi heel ranch
romilar to ramada hollerin golly

G A
They never tell you on the radio
D Bm
You gotta treat your woman like a sack of potatoes

Em A
for the rest of your lives/ or until one of you dies
and it doesn't seem to matter which
it could be the guy... or the sack of potato bitch (AAA)

G Em D
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah 2X

she take you fishing visually
always looking down there
swim around under water
don't even need any air
carpenter ant drag an eyeball across the sand
of the outhouse floor
make you glad to be a mammal
glad to be a mammal

D Bm
you gotta treat your woman now
etc.
D C
And she'll go up and down in a jocular motion etc.