Shotgun

T-Bo got a shotgun.
Said c'mon granpere, let's go have some fun.
Lined the bead up on the neighbor's dog
pulled the trigger and there's one dog gone.
And granpere said

T-Bo tu est fou.
Why'd you have to shoot?
You're wasting all the ammo.
Let's go shoot some anglos in Ontario.

They picked up a Mic-Mac with a jacknife hitch-hiking outside of Maniwaki.
Said I'm going down to Ottawa play some hockey.
I got razor skates and my stick in a bag.
I'm the best there is. All fact. No brag.
Granpere said “I wish this Lincoln had some doors.
Sure gets cold with my pedal thru the floor.”

And T-Bo said, Granpere, tu est fou.
Why you have to injure me?
You know I had to win the derby.
A big auto star one day will go far.
Yeah, but T-Bo, in My new car?

The Mic-Mac said yeah,
I was just thinkin' 'bout this Lincoln.
See that semi just pulled onto the road
skiddin' sideways with a heavy load of swingin' beef?
Well I was just wondering about your brakes, cause that truck
don't look like it's gonna make it.
T-Bo remembered something he heard in a movie.
Brakes? We don't need no Stinkin Brakes!
Granpere laughed and laughed and laughed
and plowed into the semi.

He was saying T-Bo tu est fou.
Look what you made me do.
You and the funny joke ruined my concentration.
Bullwinkle hokey smoke!
This Mic-Mac needs hospitalization.
Alright let's go.