Trophy Bowler D

When I was a kid we had this band
and I remember my father used to drive us around in the station wagon.
We had to go pretty far sometimes like 50 miles sometimes
and then play for like 4 hours for a bunch of jerky kids.
I never asked him what he did to kill that time
but he was always around to take the little rock stars home.
He’d come up with all these goofy goofy ideas on the ride home,
about what we should call ourselves, songs we should do,
he would see a sign said turn right, and he thought that would, you know, be great.
Oh it was funny alright, it was funny for a little while (made me puke my guts) but I remember sometimes it would just drive me crazy.

That would make a good song, (wouldn’t it? NO! 3X),
That would be a good name for your group, (wouldn’t it? NO! 3X)
That would make a good song, (wouldn’t it? NO! 3X)
That would be a good name for your band, wouldn’t it? NO! 2X)
WOULDN’T IT???

HELLO ATLANTA! SHOE RUG LOVES YA!
They say you’ll only bring me down
every day in every way
But trophy bowler gonna stick around
till the laws of physics start breaking down.
Trophy bowler, trophy bowler yeah
So all I got to say
Is trophy bowler is here to stay
I’ll take my guitar and play

There is video on this one.