Tundra
Sled
Well
I’m hopping on my tundra sled and heading up north to
the permafrost
And I’ll take two of each kind of species I’ve not
yet begun to hate
in my zoo bag.
North. Where the days and nights come in upper case.
I’m gonna take a LIVER FLUKE
and a HOG LOUSE
Hey maybe a PEAR SLUG
how bout a CATTLE TIC (yah!)
LESSER MIGRATORY LOCUST
and a CANKER WORM
Hey what’s this?
What kind of blind date is going on in there?
ORIENTAL RAT FLEA cuddle in there under my lip, you make me
flip!
Little ITCH MITE, turn out the light and spend the night.
Hey that would be alright!
(er-grr / ooh lovey dovey)
