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"This might be a good time to take the stage with my "Six Good People" monologue. Where is the stage? And what have they done with the audience?"

"Most pertinent now are issues and situations that arise and are unresolved between one person and another."

"Like what?"

"I can't think of anything at the moment."

"Most pertinent now are . . . persons? What? What? How?"

"If it wasn't resolved, look out for now it will be!"

"People could never just agree, and admit they gave that issue no thought. They have to infernally pretend that they have given everything ample thought, and give an opinion. Which requires ignoring what they just heard, which, it they admitted it, proves they never . . ."

"The reason she, or he, doesn't readily agree with you is that would expose the fact she, or he, has never given the subject any thought. He, or she, verily has to pretend to have thought about it, and when confronted with conclusions, the very conclusions thought would of course have to reach, she, or he---the whole lot of them! has to dispute them, to, as I said, preserve the--"

"I get it!"

"Does he or she know he is right?"

"If he sounds like he knows what he's talking about, in panic of being exposed she, or he, must risk flatly denying."

"This becomes more important than anything else."

"What was the subject?"

"Tell us the subject, before that horrible vagueness begins, like some invisible poison pumped into the air through the radiators, floor vents, ceiling fans--"

"How to create characters in a play. Charlie Rose asks Tom Stoppard, you see, how he writes his plays. He says, what to you do, Tom, think of the character and then give them the lines?"

"Tom says, no Charlie, that is precisely wrong."

"What I do Charlie, is think up the dialogue and once that gets going I know something about the character--by what he is already saying. Get it!"

"One: Thomas Jefferson did sire children from the slave Sally Hemmings. DNA tests have finally proved it, such tests not being in existence back when . . . Two: Daniel Wegman's master thesis in college was titled: "The Future of Retail Food Marketing. Today he is getting an award from the National Grocers Association or some god-damned group like that for, guess what? innovation! And three: the body of George Mallory at the top of Mt. Everest has been found and if the camera is found it might be determined whether he got to the top first. Frozen film on route to lab at Kodak."

"These are your three themes?"

"With ramifications."

"Examples involving complicated retroactiveness."

"These are the three themes?"

"It will be the ramifications, that will transcend the initial theme, but we don't know the ramifications until we bury ourselves in the themes. And with such faith we shall persevere."

Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. 15, 16